darling little strumpet of a wife!
surprised to be getting a letter from me,no? After all, what is the
you're as illiterate as the birds that sing in the trees!! Have I ever
you you sing like a bird, my love? Yes like a great carrion crow
and clamouring against the bleak black air!
then again - more surprising - this letter is from me, and I am as
as the peacocks that roam the King's garden! How then, you wonder
your strudle of a brain,am I able to pen this to you!
that's elementary my dear Herlikin! Pierre Gringoire, Gypsy friend and
extraordinaire has kindly consented to write down what I say as I
it to him.He will then deliver this message as a love letter from you
husband. He will even read it to you, as you can't read, you silly
of a woman!
poor little thing. You are so short and thin. And a woman as
You cannot help but be ignorant and inferior. You tremble beneath my
You cower at my feet!!! You watch me with envious eyes, even as you try
live up to me with your pathetic little gimmicks and tricks, no match for
sheer genius that is your faithful and loyal husband! But desite this
you display, despite the pale imitation of my fine self you portray on
stage, I cannot help but love you, worship you even, you hopeless woman!
vain, conceited, egotistical - and those are just your good
You're an incorrigible flirt and as stubborn as a mule.
then it is not love I feel for you but pity - perhaps I simply pity
hopelessness, knowing no other man could ever love you and so I show you
and take you under my wing?Perhaps a man's need to protect the little
ones under his care!
such a message of love! It rings from the rafters! The memory of this
will serve me many a good laugh in the weeks to come,my treasure.
all the love I have within me to give,
eternally devoted husband,
You should know my little pet, that this letter serves only as a jest,
in play. I know you cannot read it, so it is safe to sing the many
I do not mean but think would be very funny to say! I am laughing even
I do love you, and you are gorgeous, but it is so much more entertaining
say otherwise, no? You will keep this in your treasure box as a love
and I shall laugh until my whiskers are gray!